feat: initial release — slap your MacBook, it yells back

Detects physical impacts on Apple Silicon MacBooks via accelerometer
(reads from sensord shared memory). Two modes:
- Pain mode: random 'ow!' responses from 10 clips
- Sexy mode (--sexy): escalating responses based on slap frequency

Uses embedded MP3 audio via go:embed, gopxl/beep for playback,
and apple-silicon-accelerometer for vibration detection.

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